KNE Clips –

• A couple in Missouri won almost $200 million in the Powerball lottery a few years ago, and now they just built their town a brand-new fire station with some of the money.
• Two lawyers in Texas wrote a song called “Don’t Eat Your Weed”, to help their clients who get caught with marijuana.

Stupid News –

• A guy broke into a house in Florida last week with a baseball bat.  But the couple that lives there got it away from him, and used it to beat HIM up.  He was arrested for armed burglary. See what he looked like here!