A guy was spearfishing in Florida the other day when an eight-foot shark swam up and took a bite out of him.  And the whole thing was captured on his GoPro.  (It’s a little bit graphic . . . it shows the wound on his leg several times.  The guy will be okay, even though he lost more than two pints of blood.  (WARNING: the video has uncensored profanity.)

https://youtu.be/cE62N8x1lH4

Reasons why it’s awesome to be a redneck . . . you get to shoot a refrigerator full of explosives and nearly get killed when the door flies 150 feet through the air and misses you by inches.  (WARNING: The video has uncensored profanity.)

https://youtu.be/dW4GVUFmPw0?t=37s

The most piano key hits in one minute is 824, achieved by Domingos-Antonio Gomes in Lisbon, Portugal.

A guy in Florida tried to shoplift 15 quarts of motor oil and a DVD of “Lassie” from a 7-Eleven last week . . . by shoving them all down his baggy pants.  But a cop saw him, and he was arrested for felony theft.