KNE Clips –

• A woman in Texas had jaw surgery back in December, and when she woke up she had a British accent.  She can’t make it go away . . . she’s trying to do speech therapy to get her old voice back. Listen to this!

Hollywood Trash –

• Blake Lively plays a shark attack victim who’s stranded 200 yards from the shore with a great white circling and only a few hours left until high tide comes in and the waves cover the rock she’s using for shelter. It’s getting favorable reviews, and is being compared more to“Jaws” than to the crappy “Open Water”  The internet is also making a big deal about a seagull with a broken wing that’s stranded on the rock with her. Nope nope nope…

Stupid News –

• A guy in Florida was pulled over last week and got pretty animated while he argued with the cop.  He had a cast on his arm . . . and while it was flailing around, COCAINE fell out.  He was arrested for possession. Would it be ARMED possession?? Read it here!