KNE Clips –

• A burlesque dancer from Seattle was told she couldn’t board a Jet Blue flight home from Boston a few weeks ago, because her shorts were too SHORT!  She had to buy different shorts in the airport before they let her board.  And her stage name is… ready for this? Maggie McMuffin! See it here!
• Season 11 of “America’s Got Talent”premiered last night.  It started off with a six-year-old comedian named Nathan Bockstahler.

Stupid News –

A woman was busted on Saturday in Arizona for carrying a burrito stuffed with METH across the border from Mexico.  Run for the border! LOL! Read it here!