KNE Clips –

• A seven-year-old girl in Houston named Rosabella wrote a note and used it to get herself excused from an after-school program.  Someone at the school believed the note was written by her father, even though she has a child’s handwriting and she wrote the word “bus” with a “D” instead of a “B.”  See her note here!

Hollywood Trash –

• “Captain America: Civil War” is Out This Weekend!!

Stupid News –

• A 47-year-old guy in Florida tried to run from a cop on Monday . . . but he was in such bad shape that he collapsed after 100 yards of sprinting.  He was arrested. Read it here!