KNE Clips –

• Ernie Els had the WORST opening hole of all time at the Masters yesterday.  He took nine strokes on a par four hole.  He missed a three-foot putt for par, and then missed FIVE more putts from within three feet. This is painful to watch!

Hollywood Trash –

• The first trailer for“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” hit the web yesterday.  It’s a prequel to the original “Star Wars”, about a rebel fighter who infiltrates the Death Star.  And some people are complaining because the hero is a woman again. Let the character speculation begin!

Stupid News –

• A 25-year-old guy in Florida asked a cop if he could jump start his truck last month when the battery died.  But the cop ran his license plate and found out it was STOLEN.  So the guy’s facing charges for grand theft auto. Seriously! Here’s the proof!