KNE Clips –

• A guy running for office in Illinois got into a street fight with his opponent’s daughter a couple weeks ago.  He tried to confront her and her boyfriend for putting up posters outside his campaign office, and she hit him with a beer bottle, squeezed his package, and shot him in the head with a staple gun. See the gruesome pictures here.
• A 28-year-old woman in England is addicted to eating her ARMCHAIR.  She has the cover all ripped open and she picks the stuffing apart and eats it piece by piece.  She also likes to eat dish sponges with jelly. Read the odd news here.

Stupid News –

• So last week, there was a story about a thief in Canada who tried to get away from a Mountie by floating down a river on a sheet of ice.  And when I heard that, I was like, “Wow, that’s the perfect Canadian crime.”

Well . . . I was wrong. This is the perfect Canadian crime.