Hollywood Trash –

• Kelly Ripa is livid over Michael Strahan’s departure from her show, largely because she was shockingly disrespected by Disney honchos. TMZ has the scoop here!

Stupid News –

• A woman was pulled over in North Dakota last week over a license plate issue, and the cops found 108 stolen GRAPHING calculators in her car.  She was arrested. See it here.

A duck in Wisconsin got frostbite on its feet, and had to have them both AMPUTATED.  So a woman named Vicki Rabe-Harrison adopted him . . . but she was going to put him down.  Then a junior high teacher designed two prosthetic duck feet . . . printed them out on a 3D printer . . . and now the duck is walking and swimming again.