KNE Clips –

• K. Rowling spoke at the PEN Literary Awards Gala in New York City on Monday night, and defended Donald Trump’s right to beoffensive and bigoted.

Stupid News –

• A guy in California tried to rob a car wash on Friday, but his only weapon was an empty potato chip bag . . . so the cashier didn’t give him any money and he ran away. Just wow… Read it here!

And in the WTH Category –

• Do you ever sit there watching your cat LICK himself and think, “Man, I wish I could get in on that”?  Well, now you can.  Congratulations?