KNE Clips –

• A Russian diver BELLY FLOPPED at the Olympics yesterday, and scored a 0.00.  His name is Ilya Zakharov, and he was the defending gold medalist from 2012.
• A soldier named Larry Sterns came home early and surprised his mom, and the video is going viral.  He sat down and read a newspaper outside where she works, and waited until she walked by.

Stupid News –

• A drunk guy went to a police station in Arizona on Monday to pick up his impounded car . . . but he stopped to pee on their wall first.  They caught him and he was arrested for indecent exposure. Read it here!