KNE Clips –

• An eighth grader named Jack Aiello gave a graduation speech at his school near Chicago, and filled it with impressions of Trump, Ted Cruz, Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders.

Hollywood Trash –

• “Finding Dory” is the big new release for this weekend!

Stupid News –

• A guy in Florida was in a high-speed chase with the cops on Monday, and got out of his car to run . . . and ran straight into a tree and knocked himself out. Read it here!

Meet Steve’s new nightmare animal!