KNE Clips –

• Carrie Underwood’s new “Sunday Night Football” theme will debut this weekend.  Here’s Carrie on performing the theme music and following in the footsteps of Faith Hill, who did it for six years before Carrie.

• A woman in Vancouver got pulled over for speeding in a school zone, and the cop smelled marijuana in the car.  She told him she had just smoked a joint with some other moms, to celebrate the beginning of the school year.
• A Republican representative from Florida brought a jar of mosquitoes with him to Congress yesterday to talk about funding to fight the Zika virus.

Stupid News –

• A guy in Kansas robbed a bank on Friday afternoon, then waited around for the COPS.  He said it’s because he WANTED to go to jail . . . because it was better than living with his wife! Read it here!