KNE Clips –

• A guy in Pennsylvania got pulled over for a broken headlight, but his headlights were actually fine.  And then he pointed out that the cop had a broken headlight on HIS car.

• A woman in Philadelphia was walking in a park on Labor Day, and she got hit in the head by a dead fish out of the sky.  Apparently a bird was flying with it, and it got too heavy. Watch this!

Stupid News –

• A guy in Kansas City had a burglar walk right into his living room the other night and point a gun at him.  So he picked up his 50-inch TV and THREW it at the burglar, and ended up chasing him off.  (His name is John Sullivan.  His wife was with him in the room, and his four kids were sleeping upstairs.)